Listen Carefully I had no idea this was such a problem:"Cows are 100 times more likely to cause death (by trampling) than Sharks (by biting)" - Discovery Channel
Please, please be careful if you live, work or recreate around these dangerous animals!!
Know what to look for:
1. Big, soft, watery eyes.
2. Usually fenced in but there are rarely warning or Danger! signs.
3. Fuzzy and cute, though slightly smelly.
Here we have the elusive killer cow*.
Massive, might weigh almost, nearly, even possibly up to a ton or so. To identity a killer cow look for the dorsal fin toward the middle back**
*Even though they have never been seen in real life we have this sculpture to let us know that they exist.
**May or may not have horns, or fin.
This is a public service message. Education is the key here people, tell everyone you know, make up flyers, post advertisements call your local news and radio stations. Anything you can do to get the word out. People in the midwest and Wisconsin are especially vulnerable eh. Good luck out there, its a harsh world.
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