BUSTED BY THE POLICE!!!!

A driver did the right thing, and stopped at the school crosswalk even
though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
crosswalk intersection.

The woman tailgating in the car behind him went ballistic, pounding on her
horn and screaming in frustration as she now missed her chance to speed
through that intersection. Still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window
and looked up to see the face of a very serious police officer.

The officer ordered h er to exit her car with her hands up. He then took
her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted,
photographed and placed in a cell.

After a couple of hours, another policeman approached her cell and opened
the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I am awfully sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind
your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of
you, and cussing a blue streak at! It was then I noticed the "What Would
Jesus Do"license plate holder, "Follow me to Sunday School" bumper sticker,
the chrome plated Christian Fish Emblem on the trunk and "My Boss is a
Jewish Carpenter" decal on your back window.......



Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car.

(probably safer to say that it was a man, but equality and all... :)